Pretty Okay

bunni420:

link 2 tweet

dogposts:

“Wow!!! What a handsome doggo!”

This is not my beautiful house. Deez are not my beautiful nuts.

doublism:

bro are you seriously skipping labia day at the gym

daily–cats:

scribblecate:

scribblecate:

Everybody sings little songs to their pets about how cute they are but my dog can’t hear shit I just be singing booming dwarven chants right in her face and she’s so happy about it

I forgot that the cat can hear shit

prin-mintea-mea:

froody:

froody:

froody:

froody:

when he starts talking about how much he hates unions but you’re from Appalachia

(he doesn’t know I’m about to union-bust his head open)

post dedicated to the scab actors and writers

damn. this post blew up. read up on the West Virginia Coal Wars and remember not to cross picket lines. unionize.

imaveryevilgirl:

STOP FLAGGING US FOR SAYING “TRANS”

huffylemon:

janetm74:

followthebluebell:

nattousan:

followthebluebell:

Roomba kept crying because she couldn’t find her spring toy and uh. Well, she had a good reason for it.

spring

She’s blind, she makes a lot of different sounds, and her poor social skills mean she tries to groom any other cat she bumps into. She doesn’t bump into furniture or walls anymore but she used to. Whenever she bumped into something, she’d just turn around and keep going.

jewish-harley-quinn:

jewish-harley-quinn:

“There is no ethical consumption under capitalism” WRONG! EATING PUSSY!

Easy website

titkoks-old:

(Source: tiktok.com)

anchovy:

I’m a big fan of Elephant Trunk Snakes they look like a seal was turned into a snake as a punishment by a genie